INSANE Realtor With Funny Accent
OMG, I’m so sorry your wife is hungry but get your feet off my effing bed!!
I'm Lani. I live in Austin, Texas (jealous?). I am the New Media Director of Single Pointe Realty (and AgentGenius.com). I keep this blog as my personal take on the market, the business of Real Estate, and the agents that make up the profession from all over the nation. Because I am not a licensed agent- I write commentary from the unique perspective of part consumer, part insider. Oh, and I have a ridiculous affinity for cheese.
We're a unique real estate company that doesn't operate as a traditional brokerage. We bring new technology, modern buying & selling strategies to our clients- it's been my job to create a home buying & selling experience that is fun, fresh, & exciting for today's Austin real estate consumer.
OMG, I’m so sorry your wife is hungry but get your feet off my effing bed!!

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June 6th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
The coffee cup is empty!! That’s what bugged me the most in the whole video. Could someone get this guy some coffee!
June 7th, 2008 at 4:36 am
Annnnndddd….that’s why consumers respect agents sooo much (snarky)
June 7th, 2008 at 6:05 am
HOLY CANNOLI! What a hoot! I think I know why that coffee cup was empty, though…he had one too many with a shot of something prior to making this video!
June 7th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Accent is from one of the big islands north of Antarctica that have Kangaroos and Kiwi’s.
My thanks to you Lani for letting me know that there exists someone with a sense of humor worse than mine.
What a relief.
Sensitive as I am to public exposure I at least, would have asked to borrow Ben’s big cup to hide my face. .>)
June 8th, 2008 at 6:19 am
>>Accent is from one of the big islands north of Antarctica that have Kangaroos and Kiwi’s.
SMACK!
There are no Kiwi’s in Australia.
What the heck.. “you have to see these trees!”
I didn’t see the trees. Grrrr.
June 9th, 2008 at 2:05 am
L-O-freakin’-L…now you have me annoyed at the fact that the dang coffee cup is empty!
August 18th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
Everyone’s given this guy’s wig a total miss. Why does he shove this decaying piece of Taipei right into the camera? Sympathy? “Oh, I’m hungry and my wife’s hungry and my hair is third-world…” whaaa.