Guys, despite our best efforts to persuade the Texas Department of Transportation not to implement a suckey license plate design, we lost and now, our cars will be un-sexy-fied with this ugly whopper.

So, for all of you who failed to vote for a decentish design, I want to say that I know where you live and I’m considering sporking your yard (even you, Dad).

Yesterday, we all went over to the TXDOT website and voted for the awesomest Texas license plate- you did vote, didn’t you? Robbie of Austin blog Urban Grounds noted that TXDOT didn’t give an option to “design your own” but Robbie took it upon himself and this is what he came up with:

What designs can YOU come up with? Next Monday, I will take all of your suggestions and submit them to the Texas Department of Transportation (I’m not kidding).

If you aren’t watching Flight of the Conchords on HBO, you’re missing out on 50% of the inside jokes in our house!  This week, I share with you one of my favorite songs by the folk rock band from New Zealand who has finally made the big time!  Tell us in the comments which part is your favorite (mine is “nana’s tea party”)!

Did you know that Realtors in Austin are conspiring to drive down property values by poisoning the trees and killing them?  I kind of thought they looked dead because it’s winter, and the theory of lowering values seems counter-productive to me, but Austin Blogger, Beth, met someone who seems to have deep knowledge about Austin real estate, Watertown in New York, conspiracies about inequities in local schools, geology, and telephone poles.  Then Beth ran away. Beth- are you sure you weren’t talking to Leslie (the houseless cross dresser who runs for mayor of Austin every go-round)?

This one is a hilarious read!

…but *I’m* not.   Here’s why.

By the way, the very minute that Dalton posted his loser picture, I saved it on my computer in case he had second thoughts.  So, don’t even THINK about taking it down now, buddy!

Chris Johnson’s friend Adam Kontras has to be THE most hilarious parody vlogger out there and he needs our help!  Please take a moment to watch his parody of “Hey Delilah” as he sings his original song ”Hey Aunt Jemima.”  When you’re finished watching, rate it or make it a “favorite”- this should be on the front page of YouTube, and it takes YOUR vote to get it there!!!

Hey Aunt Jemima, would our kids be called bi-racial? Or would it go far beyond that because I’m white and well, you’re maple? Who’s to say? I’ll take white-maple any day, we’ll find a way. — classic lyrics!

Once upon a time, there were two trash talkin’ bloggers (here and… even better- here).  Several other bloggers responded and are now hearing the tune of the husky lady.  Make sure to hold the following bloggers accountable, so we can see more of un-photoshopped pics (unlike the pic here) across the net!!!

“It seems to best the Holiday Bowl could find as an opponent was the fourth-best team from the Big 12 Conference, the University of Texas. We’ll have to make due.” Ouch- bet you’re a cute lil’ shade of red now, Dalton!

“If UT manages to pull off a victory, I’ll video tape the writing of I heart UT on my head, and post it on YouTube, along with a link here.” It’s ON, Steve!

“ASU is going to kill the Longhorns.” Define kill, Damon.

“Go ASU”- Charleston Real Estate Blog said on Jay’s site.

“…the Devils have a habit of starting slow and finishing strong..” uh, strike again, Steve!

“I gotta go with the home team- Go Devils.” Brian Brady dug his grave on Dalton’s site.

“ASU all the way!! Let’s go devils!” Ginger says on Agent Genius (as the score is 45 (Texas), 27 (ASU)…)

So, start the razzing now- the score is getting ridiculous. What an embarassment, SunDorks!   NOW, let’s hold the trash talkers accountable- HOOK ‘EM HORNS!!!

What Holiday Food Are You? Lani Is EGGNOG!

Rich, sweet, and probably a little drunk. Everyone who knows you tends to get a little fatter.

CLICK HERE TO FIND OUT What Holiday Food YOU Are! Tell us in the comments!

PS: My husband agrees with the “people surrounding me” assesment…

So, Jay Thompson, Jonathan Dalton and I have already started the trash talking (umm, even the leader of the free world is a longhorn fan).  We’ve even gone so far as to place non-monetary bets regarding the University of Texas vs. Arizona State University Holiday Bowl game.  Jay and I are both UT alumni and Dalton seems pretty excited about ASU, so how about YOU getting in on this action?

Yesterday, the BCS Bowls were announced and many of us were surprised at how this season ended up.  Regardless, here is the wager that ALL college football fans in the blogiverse will be taking:

If UT wins, Dalton will write “I LOVE UT” on his forehead in Sharpie, photograph it, post it on his blog and announce that he loves UT.  If ASU wins, Jay & I will write “I LOVE ASU” on ourselves and post it on our blogs.  Who else wants in on this?  Please commit via trackback!

Other Bowls:
Holiday Bowl- UT vs. ASU (who else is in???)
Rose Bowl- Illinois vs. USC
Sugar Bowl- Hawaii vs. Georgia (April, you in?)
Fiesta Bowl- Oklahoma vs. West Virginia (Benn, you in?)
Orange Bowl- Virginia Tech vs. Kansas (Chris, come on!)
BCS Championship- LSU vs. Ohio State (any takers?)
Champs Bowl- BC vs. Michigan State
Independence Bowl- Colorado vs. Alabama (Mariana?)
Cotton Bowl- Missouri (ha ha, suckas) vs. Arkansas
All other bowls click here

So, who are YOU cheering for???

Okay ladies, there are only 50 days left until Christmas!  You didn’t know?  Okay, well I’m here to help by introducing my top 10 MAN GIFTS in many price ranges that will stun the father, husband, son or friend!  Guys, relax- you’ll get the CHICK GIFTS list soon (not like you were going to shop this week anyhow… you know I’m right). ***Hint- read the easter eggs (messages as you roll over images) to get more insight.

MEN- tell us which of these you want/love/need so we make sure we’re shopping in the right direction!

REALTOR SHIRT

I’ll start of with my favorite item on the list- girls, if you’re married to a Realtor (like I am), this is a required gift for the 2007 season!

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EDIBLE SHOT GLASSES

These are just too fun for the holidays!  Even if your man isn’t a drinker, these are even fun with milk.  We recommend these for your office party- talk about shakin’ things up!

USB LAPTOP ALARM

You know your man is uber protective of that shiny mistress we call a laptop, so since you can’t beat it, join it!  His laptop has a USB outlet that this alarm simply fits into and emits a loud alarm when mishandled.  If he is in a high volume office or frequently goes to Starbuck’s and trusts his laptop while he uses the restroom or walks around on the phone, this is the perfect gift!  You’ll prove your thoughtfulness for sure!

SEXY REMOTE

Boys and toys, huh?  This is a 6-in-1 remote that has the feel of an iPhone.  It’s sleek, shiny and totally useful- forget finding a basket for all of those freakin’ remotes!  Perfect for the family with a media room. 

WIRELESS WEB CAM

For the podcaster in your life, this is a pricey web cam but it’s wireless, tilts and has all the bells and whistles your podman needs!

MONOGRAM PAPER WEIGHT

This is one of the most artistic gifts out there- it will spark up conversation with anyone that passes by his desk and he’ll think of you every time!

GOLF GLASSES

If your husband is a golfer and isn’t quite on the PGA tour yet, get him these glasses- it filters colors to make the white (or yellow) golf ball stand out so he doesn’t have to waste all that time digging in the woods, water or reeds for that stray ball.  This is sure to be his favorite gift if he even tries golfing!

VALET & CHARGER

Tired of the pocket change, cell phone, iPod, cash, wallet, watches, business card holder, and pens floating around the house?  We all know that guys have tons of crap they empty from their pocket and who can blame them?  They don’t have the pleasure of having a purse like we do, so simplify things for him and give all of these items a home- a classy valet that every gentleman should have.  BONUS- this valet has a charger built in so he doesn’t have to dig for that extension cord for his cell every night!

EARPHONE EAR WARMERS

These earphones are perfect for your iPod (or iPhone) and are specially fitted with ear warmers making this gift the thoughtful present for cold weather joggers or southern winter gardeners.  Heck, your guy might even use them in the car just because it’s so COLD outside around Christmas!

OF THE MONTH

What’s of the month?  Beer of the month, Necktie of the month, Ice Cream of the month and more!  This gift is an easy choice for the picky guy in your life and this gift doesn’t stop giving after the gift wrap is torn away.  Take your pick- you’re sure to win him over!

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So, guys- how’d I do?  Did I come close?  And for my husband- any hints you can give me as to which of these you want would be greatly appreciated (since I can see buying them ALL)!!!