OMG, I’m so sorry your wife is hungry but get your feet off my effing bed!!

…determine the number of stalls in the office and presto, you’ve got a brokerage!

(this video is not safe for work or really anywhere, keep children and kittens out of earshot)

I have no idea what this guy is saying and I do hope everyone uses his services, but watch this and then continue reading…

…but doesn’t he remind anyone of Ricky Bobby’s interview hands?

What awful marketing- they don’t even tell us where to buy this product!!! LOL

I smell an Oscar…

Take a guess at which person I feel like today…

(and thank you Mikey for the best pic evar!)

We’ve featured Adam’s comedic genius before, but I think he’s outdone himself this time! Please take a second to watch this HILARIOUS Mac spoof and rate it (you do this just below the video by clicking the fifth star, giving it five stars).

Email in my inbox this morning from Jeff Brown:

“Why did this make me think of you immediately?”

Response from Benn Rosales:

“Because… it’s totally you!”

I wrote about this recently, and here (click image to zoom) are my results. 

Have you requested one yet?

Guys, despite our best efforts to persuade the Texas Department of Transportation not to implement a suckey license plate design, we lost and now, our cars will be un-sexy-fied with this ugly whopper.

So, for all of you who failed to vote for a decentish design, I want to say that I know where you live and I’m considering sporking your yard (even you, Dad).