Meet Milo, he’s Andrew Hillman’s new doggie (don’t you love Milo???)!   Andrew is the founder of the Hillman Real Estate Company and we’ll forgive his offense of being a Northerner Yankee and go ahead and interview him (just teasing).  His answers are short but sweet and my favorite part is fifth question…

Be honest- if you could have a baby in place of your future/potential wife, would you do it if she asked?

Absolutely, as long as I am allowed to self medicate myself whenever I feel the need and she agrees to wait on me night and day. lol.

Who would you rather have lunch with- Gary Coleman or Don’t Tase Me Bro?

Gary Coleman, I love trainwrecks and hanging out with him would be just that - a good time!

What’s the most disgusting bathroom you’ve ever been in?

The bathroom in my college apartment was disgusting. Living in the center of all the action gave people the audacity to stop-in to use the bathroom as if we had gas pumps outside our place. Five guys, many parties and one bathroom. You literally had to put on flip-flops to enter. My parents were appalled every time they came to see me.

You’re stranded in Cuba and have to get back to the States- tell us a creative non-boat way that you’d do it.

Hmm, I guess I would catch a bunch of fish and bribe a dolphin and have the dolphin pull me to Florida. I was in Jamica earlier this year and I rode a dolphin and it was so much fun!

Tell us about a time you got in trouble before age 13.

The first thing that comes to mind was when I was 12 years-old. One year from graduating from Hebrew School I got kicked out for being a “disruption.” My friend threw something at the teacher when her back was turned and she thought it was me. She called me an ass, I called her a bitch, the school called my parents. They were not happy. I cost them several years of tuition and I needed to have a Bar Mitzvah at another Temple.

What is your favorite family tradition?

Favorite family tradition has got to be Red Sox Vs.Yankee games. My parents don’t watch every single Red Sox game but they get just as fired up as the kids do when the two teams are playing. Its a fun celebration that never gets old.

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So there you have it. Andrew is dreaming of befriending Gary Coleman, embarassed his parents with a grody college bathroom where five other guys puked after keggers (among other icky bathroom things post-teens do), loves dolphins and rainbows and unicorns, and got kicked out of school for verbally karate chopping a stupid teacher.   Now that you really know Andrew, what do you think???