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I'm Lani. I live in Austin, Texas (jealous?). I am the New Media Director of Single Pointe Realty (and AgentGenius.com). I keep this blog as my personal take on the market, the business of Real Estate, and the agents that make up the profession from all over the nation. Because I am not a licensed agent- I write commentary from the unique perspective of part consumer, part insider. Oh, and I have a ridiculous affinity for cheese.

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Austin Realtor Conspiracy

Posted on 15 January 2008
Tags: Austin Market, For Fun

Did you know that Realtors in Austin are conspiring to drive down property values by poisoning the trees and killing them? I kind of thought they looked dead because it’s winter, and the theory of lowering values seems counter-productive to me, but Austin Blogger, Beth, met someone who seems to have deep knowledge about Austin real estate, Watertown in New York, conspiracies about inequities in local schools, geology, and telephone poles. Then Beth ran away. Beth- are you sure you weren’t talking to Leslie (the houseless cross dresser who runs for mayor of Austin every go-round)?

This one is a hilarious read!

5 Responses to “Austin Realtor Conspiracy”

Chris Lengquist Says:
January 16th, 2008 at 9:36 am
You promised not to use that picture. I gave it to you in confidence.
lani Says:
January 16th, 2008 at 9:49 am
Sorry I posted a picture of your homely Austin girlfriend, Chris- I cropped you out for anonymity and wasn’t going to out you, but you’ve gone and done it yourself!
Benn Says:
January 16th, 2008 at 11:23 am
Regardless of his style, I am always in defense of Leslie for several reasons. He is one very intelligent, educated, and when you listen to his ideas about Austin, he actually has some really great ideas- somehow though I just cannot get past his thigh highs and thong.
Benn Says:
January 16th, 2008 at 11:24 am
I should have replaced thong with bananna hammock - only because Lani says I cannot say bananna hammock on rerevealed.com
Chris Lengquist Says:
January 16th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Can you say “nutters”?

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